- “And here I thought erections lasting four hours or more were a myth.”
- “I’m telling you, honey and cinnamon cure everything.”
- “This is going to sting.”
- “Don’t swallow that. It’s a suppository.”
- “At this point, how is your liver even still functioning?”
- “I hope you’re not scared of needles.”
- “So, uh, does a vibrating dildo stuck in the ass warrant an emergency room visit?”
- “You’re running a fever. Get back in bed.”
- “Don’t tell me you’re afraid of doctors.”
- “No, urine does not help jellyfish stings and don’t you dare unzip your pants!”
- “I hope you’ve learned a valuable lesson about inappropriate uses for vacuum hoses.”
- “Stop scratching or I’ll duct tape oven mitts to your hands.”
- “You won’t feel a thing.”
- “I made you chicken noodle soup.”
- “It’s just a finger prick - don’t be such a baby.”
- “The pregnancy test is positive.”
- “Have you tried drinking out of the wrong side of a glass?”
- “Does that hurt?”
- “Trust me, I’m a doctor.”
One: My muse will kiss yours on the lips
Two: My muse will get down on their knees for your muse
Three: Your muse owns mine for two days
Four: My muse submits for yours
Five: My muse dominates yours
Six: My muse gives yours a striptease
Seven: My muse trails kisses down your muses chest
Eight: Your muse owns my muse bound and gagged for one night
Nine: Our muses do the deed
Ten: Our muses hug one another
Eleven: My muse nibbles yours
Twelve: Your muse goes down on mine
Thirteen: Your muse gets a lap dance from mine
Fourteen: My muse ties up your muse
Fifteen: My muse removes one article of your muse’s clothing
Sixteen: Your muse removes one article of my muse’s clothing
Seventeen: My muse slips their hand into your muse’s pants
Eighteen: My muse buys yours a shot
Nineteen: My muse finds yours naked and tied to the bed
Twenty:My muse will tease yours (take that however you will)
Twenty-One: Your muse blindfolds mine
Twenty-Two: Our muses have sex in an unconventional place
Twenty-Three: My muse blindfolds yours
Twenty-Four: My muse fawns over your muse’s neck (biting,kissing, etc.)
Twenty-Five: Wild card! I get to pick any of the above
